Fruit Vegetable 3D Produce Comforters

Sizes available for the 3D fruits and vegetables include Kids, Single, Couples, and King. The comforters are all cut in the shapes of their respective produce, which enhances their realistic appearance. This makes them look like a giant leaf of cabbage ready to embrace its human Patch Kid.

The 3D fruits and veg come in sizes Kids, Single, Couples, and King. For better and worse, they are all cut in the shapes of their respective produce. For better because it makes the comforters look even more realistic, like, for example, a giant leaf of cabbage here to hug its human Patch Kid. And for worse because how the fruits and vegetables am I supposed to snuggle under a bunch of bananas when it's sized all lopsided and primed to fall off the side of my bed? Or a russet potato that's so narrow at the top I'd have to lie like a stalk of celery to keep my arms covered? I think maybe these designs aren't as suitable as bed covers as they are blankets for those looking to (fruit and) veg out on the couch. Banana comforter, lettuce quilt, potato blanket, cool. I'm down with the optical illusions imparted by most of this 3D fruit and vegetable bedding. But, uh, I think I'll pass on the papaya. Give that one to a horny teenager to keep his libido in check. Or as a gift to a frenemy, to maybe kill theirs altogether.

Some more items you'd probably like to throw your cash on...

Thai Artisan Moon Cleaver Knife

The Thai Forged Steel Moon Knife is a standout addition to any kitchen. Made by hand in Thailand, this artisanal knife boasts a carbon steel blade with a cleaver-like shape and a unique Moon appearance. Verve Culture suggests using this kni...

$70.00

 0    32

Retro Candy Decade Delights Box

Embark on a nostalgic journey with Retro Candy Gift Boxes featuring treats from the 40s to the 90s. Each box includes approximately 30 candies from the corresponding decade, allowing recipients to reminisce about their childhood through a s...

$17.65

 0    31

Methven Aio Aurajet BodyWarming Shower

The Aio shower head by Methven utilizes Aurajet technology to ensure optimal body coverage and warmth. This shower head has a water flow rate of 2.3 GPM, providing double the skin contact compared to regular shower heads and delivering up t...

$132.98

 0    32

Wine Lovers Bottle Topper Serving Set

Are you searching for a creative way to repurpose those leftover wine bottles from your weekend gatherings? The Wine Bottle Topper Cheese Board Set is essential for any wine lover. Included in this set are three bamboo platters that can be ...

$32.19

 0    31

Wooden Clock Kit Precision DIY

The Mechanical Wooden Clock Kit is an excellent option for adults who like DIY projects. All clock components are precision CNC laser cut, and the kit comes with 24 pages of illustrated instructions for easy assembly. Additional tools requi...

$50.00

 0    31

Potty Piano Musical Toilet Mat

The Potty Piano is a unique toilet mat that adds a fun twist to your bathroom routine by allowing you to play music while you do your business. It comes fully assembled and includes 3 button cell batteries, so all you have to do is turn it ...

$19.99

 0    30

Ladybug Bee Butterfly Habitat

Insect houses are available in various sizes and finishes and can be hung from a tree or post, or placed on the ground in your grass or garden bed. These houses, made of cedar wood, bamboo, sawdust, pine cones, wire mesh, and plywood, can b...

$12.99

 0    33

United Scientific Density Cube Collec...

The Density Cube Set consists of 10 cubes, each measuring 1 inch, and is made from various materials such as acrylic, oak, pine, poplar, steel, aluminum, copper, brass, nylon, and PVC. The cubes are neatly organized in a wooden box with lab...

$33.53

 0    34

Nostalgia Seafoam Green Electric Wate...

The Nostalgia retro stainless steel electric kettle is available in a vibrant Seafoam Green color, adding a pop of joy to your kitchen. Boasting a 1500W power output, this kettle can rapidly boil up to 1.7 liters of water.

$71.99

 0    30

BloodStop Hemostatic Gauze Relief

BloodStop is effective in stopping nose bleeds as well. Each BloodStop box contains 10 individual packets of gauze, with 8 measuring 1" x 1" and 2 measuring 2" x 2". The gauze is water-soluble, allowing it to wash off without causing irrita...

$16.99

 0    37

Donxote Wooden Noodles Safety Chopsticks

The listing for Wooden Noodles cooking chopsticks features 2 pairs that are reusable. These features make using the Noodles safer and more convenient by keeping hands away from splashing hot water, oil, and steam while cooking. Donxote, the...

$5.99

 0    33

Purrble Interactive Heartbeat Cuddle ...

Purrble's dynamic heartbeat is regulated by 7 sensors which react to touch and movement. Created to promote empathy in children and assist individuals in managing stress and finding tranquility, Purrbles are interactive companions with adju...

$34.99

 0    33

BioVessel Living Worm Composter Oasis

The Biovessel is an innovative composting solution that uses a worm colony to turn food scraps into fertilizer for plants. This biomorphic worm house was created with a focus on both worm well-being and user convenience, requiring 2 years o...

$199.00

 0    33

Woodsum Vintage DIY Pinhole Camera Kit

- It takes between 2 and 4 hours of "continuous work" to put together the Woodsum DIY Pinhole Camera kit, which consists of 79 laser-cut wood pieces, to create a working analog camera. - These vintage-style cameras use a pinhole instead of ...

$73.97

 0    34

Moving Liquid Floor Panels

The liquid tiles available in this listing measure 12" x 12". They are sold individually and are offered in various colors and sizes. Each tile is equipped with an anti-slip PVC mat on the back to prevent them from moving on your floor with...

$19.99

 0    34