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When you buy through links on our site, DudeIWantThat.com is reader-supported and may earn an affiliate commission. As an Amazon Associate, we earn from qualifying purchases. Learn more. If you decide to take the plunge(r) and get this Sack of Shit, you or your recipient will be able to fish out 4 unique colors and shapes of poop. All are around 2" to 3" in size, so likely from someone who eats only...eh, nevermind. And I'm not talking the emoji poo kind. Giving a Sack of Shit to someone else, even as a white elephant gift, pretty much makes it clear you don't want to have lunch in the biospheres with them. Or maybe it just sums up how you feel about gift giving, and the holidays, in general. Getting a Sack of Shit in your stocking this year is way worse than a lump of coal (and way, way worse than the delightfully handy Wild Coal).

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