Aero King Size Inflatable Throne

The extra-large inflatable throne fit for kings with ample girth measures 23 inches in height, 29.5 inches in width, and 27 inches in depth, with a weight capacity of 350 pounds. The standard Aero Inflatable Beach Chairs inflate to 20 inches.

The XL air-filled throne for well-fed kings measures 23"H x 29.5" W x 27" D, and can support up to 350 pounds. Standard sized Aero Inflatable Beach Chairs inflate to 20.5" H x 25" W x 23.5" D, with a weight capacity of 225 pounds. I don't have a boat, but this seems like a pretty good time to get one. On a boat. The Aero Inflatable is lightweight and, again, looks real easy to hose and Lysol down before and after use. I've heard one popular request hosts make in similar situations is for guests to haul in and haul out their own food, drinks, and chairs. Some people I know, i.e., Cornelius and my mama, have been talking about hosting socially distanced BBQs for events such as their birthday and having their son come over and re-landscape their entire backyard. Small gatherings. But now the building's courtyard is closed indefinitely. Campsites. My condo's balcony, previously unused except for brief step-outs when my wife tells me not to exhale inside what I just inhaled. But an Aero Inflatable Beach Chair - size XXL, please - can blow up and plop down with my ass inside it plenty of other places this summer. I won't be beachin' it anytime soon, but with its smooth, virtually indestructible military grade PVC surface, it probably isn't as comfortable as the Nemo Stargaze swinging recliner, but it looks a helluva lot easier to clean and disinfect.

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