After Sex Towel Cleverly Embroidered Terry Cloth

The after sex towel is made of plain white terry cloth and has the word "Sperm" embroidered on it, giving it a special and clever touch. If you prefer a more informal or slang term, you can also choose "cum". Although I could be seen as clever for stitching the word "Rideable" on a white cotton T-shirt, I prefer to maintain a classy and tasteful look.

This after sex towel features a plain white terry cloth design with the word "Sperm" embroidered across it, adding a unique and clever touch. For those who prefer a more casual or slang term, "cum" is also available. While I could consider myself "unique and clever" for embroidering the word "Rideable" on a white cotton T-shirt, I prefer to keep things classy and tasteful. So, I'll stick to using this towel for its intended purpose after a night out.

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