Shotgun Revolution Liquid Explosive Launcher

The Alcohol Shot Gun is capable of loading and exploding one ounce of any liquid poured into its cartridge. Outshining the front seat and competing with the firearm as the preferred shotgun for all, this innovative tool enables you to cock the trigger, aim, fire, and witness the explosive results. Watch as a magical fruity, puckery, or peaty projectile is launched. If you aim for my neck, you might just hit the vicinity of my mouth.

The Alcohol Shot Gun loads and explodes an ounce of any liquid poured into its cartridge. Trumping the front seat and rivaling the firearm for everyone's favorite shotgun, this unique device allows you to cock the trigger, point, shoot, and BOOM! Magical fruity/puckery/peaty projectile deployed. Aim for my neck though and maybe you'll get closer to the vicinity of my mouth. Yes, that's delicious, but.... You just squirted a buttery nipple at my face?! What is that, a...juicy fr--...no, a buttery nipple? Wha--what the F Scott Fitzgerald, Cornelius?! I call shotgun! This might be the only gun on earth whose shot I'd prefer to be on the receiving rather than the delivering end of. If I had to choose one or the other, I mean. My true preference is to avoid guns entirely, and sip my shots through a straw.

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