Combat Creatures Attacknids Teen Gift Arsenal

Attacknids from Combat Creatures are considered a great gift choice for teenagers. After buying one, you can customize it by adding different blasters, armor, and Battle Brains. During Battle Mode, the Attacknids can shoot darts and discs to remove opponents' armor and disable them by hitting their Battle Brain three times.

Combat Creatures' Attacknids are a top Dude Gift for a Teen pick. Once purchased, Attacknids can be upgraded and altered with other blasters, armor, and Battle Brains. In Battle Mode, firing darts and discs can shoot the armor off opponents' legs, as well as shut a bot down entirely with 3 direct hits to its Battle Brain. The spidery beasts stand 12" tall and are fitted with Exploda-Armor, outer shell pieces customized for Attacknid wars. Smartphone-controlled Attacknids are also available. Most Combat Creatures are controlled via a 2.4ghz remote that can transmit from up to 200' away. Attacknids trudge over many types of terrain, ejecting ammo at your command and in any direction from their 360-degree rotating heads. From carpet to gravel to snow, models like the Doom Razor blast plastic Dissector Discs up to 35'. Other models include the Stealth and Vanguard Stryders, which fire foam darts and engage in combat with each other (or my neighbor's cat Willard).

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