Baking Bad Cookbook Culinary Parody Delights

How about we get cooking, buddy? The cookbook features 128 pages filled with colorful photos and text, including recipes like Tighty Whitey Bites, Ricin Krispie Squares, Buried Barrel Dessert, Box-Cutter Donuts, and Heisen(Batten) Burg Cake. Hopefully, these dishes will satisfy your hunger just as much as the television show improved your life.

Let's cook, bitch. Among the cookbook's 128 full-color pages loaded with photos and textual references are recipes such as Tighty Whitey Bites, Ricin Krispie Squares, Buried Barrel Dessert, Box-Cutter Donuts, and Heisen(Batten) Burg Cake. Hopefully, these dishes will do justice to your belly just like the gritty small screen counterpart did to your overall quality of life. Baking Bad: A Parody in a Cookbook has just been released, allowing fans of the show to continue their obsession. Walter White becomes Walter Wheat in this tongue-in-cheek salute to the popular TV series. Whether it's actually blue food coloring in the mix or just rock candy on top, this cookbook is perfect for those experiencing Walter White withdrawal, or even dieters going through dessert withdrawal. So now that Breaking Bad is over, it's time to cook up your own meth...cupcakes.

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