Bio Bidet Divine Ultimate Luxury Bidet

The Bio Bidet Divine is the most expensive option out of the three models offered, as it comes with a complete replacement toilet seat and the most extensive variety of functions. Choosing a bidet such as the Bio Bidet Divine will provide you with a luxurious spa-like experience with features like a heated seat and adjustable warm water streams for oscillating, wide cleaning, pulsating, and massaging your intimate area. And the best part is, you won't get in trouble for it.

The Bio Bidet Divine is the priciest of the 3 models available, since it includes a full replacement toilet seat and the widest range of functions. If you go for a bidet like the Bio Bidet Divine, a warmed seat with warm streaming water you can set to oscillate, wide clean, pulsate, and massage your area, it's like an exotic spa experience. One you won't get arrested for. My only encounters with bidets have been at sushi restaurants, but I can attest that even with such limited exposure, I agree with their "luxury" descriptor. It seems like such a small (and weird) addition to the bathroom routine, but it's.... Let's just say when I go to sushi I sit down to do a #1, and stay in there for as long as I would if I had to do a major #2. These nether region-cleaning bidets are either discontinued models or way overpriced to begin with, because they're selling at deep, deep discounts. But if trying out a bidet at home has ever piqued your interest, one of Bio Bidets' attachment or full-seat installations could be a good place test the (spritzing, tickling) waters. Bio Bidet's A3 sells as an attachment to your existing toilet / seat. It's self-cleaning, and requires not hose system to install. The "bidet wash" it sprays is ambient temperature (i.e., probably an eye-opener in the winter.) If you'd like to upgrade to a warm spray, go with the Bio Bidet Envie, which offers continuous warm water as set by the user with the attachment's temperature control knob. Both Bio Bidet attachments give users control over water pressure.

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