Archie McPhees Smoky Brisket Canes

Brisket Candy Canes are now available for those looking for stocking stuffers and white elephant gifts this holiday season. Even if you don't eat beef, these candy canes still deliver the delicious flavor of brisket without the chewy texture. Cooked "low and slow" by Archie McPhee, they are almost as tasty as a perfectly cooked roast sous vided to 135 degrees for a medium-rare finish.

Brisket Candy Canes are here for stocking stuffers and white elephant gift givers this holiday season. In addition to ye who are skipping the beef, these candy canes also contain all the brisket-y flavor, but none of the connective tissue texture. Archie McPhee cooked them "low and slow," making them nearly as good as a succulent, buttery roast sous vided to a perfectly-medium-rare 135 degrees. The first two ingredients in these candy canes are sugar and corn syrup, ensuring a delicious taste. So, if they're serving brisket instead of tenderloin for Christmas dinner, who cares what they think of you anyway? Sorry, family, we can't afford a beef tenderloin this year, but may I offer you one of these Brisket Candy Canes instead?

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