Bunch O Balloons 100 Aqua Balloons Rapid Fill

You can now purchase Bunch O Balloons directly by clicking the link above. This update was made in May 2015 after a very successful crowdfunding campaign. Each Bunch O Balloons can only be used once, but the leftover stem is recyclable and the balloons are biodegradable.

Bunch O Balloons are now available for direct purchase--follow the link above. Pursuant to a highly successful crowdfunding campaign, this update was made in May 2015. Each Bunch O Balloons assembly can be used only once, but the leftover stem is recyclable, and the balloons themselves are biodegradable. The list price includes 1 bag of Bunch O Balloons, containing 100 rubber sacs ready for hose bloating. Bunch O Balloons runs as a Kickstarter campaign through August 21, 2014. Bunch O Balloons use is simple enough that all kids ages 8 and up should be able to keep your supply well stocked during battles on hot summer days, impromptu ambushes at backyard BBQs, and scheduled, high stakes Friday Night Fights. That's a Bunch O Balloons - 100 in 60 seconds. Repeat the process 2 more times and you'll have 111 water balloons in just over a minute. Gently shake the attachment stem to dislodge the lot, and watch all 37 balloons snap off and delicately drop into your weapons bin, primed and ready for launch. Turn the hose on, lower the water's dam, and those balloons will automatically fill and tie themselves in about 20 seconds with the hose attachment invented by creator Josh Malone. More Americans with that echelon of genetic code need to reproduce. And send their kids to my mama's house to fill me up some fat wads of Bunch O Balloons. Did you see that little blonde girl dragging a barrel of, like, a thousand water balloons like it was no heavier than a box of foam packing peanuts? She wasn't even out of breath at the end. Or whining. The better question is where can I get two kids as calm, as pleasant, and as capable of doing heavy manual labor as the pair in the video? Nevermind where can I get some Bunch O Balloons.

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