Cassette Tape Pool Float Retro Clear Case Design

Prepare to roll up your tape with this oversized Cassette Tape Pool Float. With dimensions of 72" long x 46" wide, it showcases a cool clear case design that brings a nostalgic feel to your pool or beach outings. The "Maxchill" mixtape playlist features tracks such as "Ocean Breeze," "Splashing Kids," "Slurping Up the Last of Frozen Daiquiris," and "Stop Ogling My Tits, You Dirty Old Pervert."

Get ready to wind up your tape with this giant Cassette Tape Pool Float. Measuring 72" long x 46" wide, it features a totally rad clear case design that adds a nostalgic touch to your pool or beach days. The mixtape "Maxchill" playlist includes songs like "Ocean Breeze," "Splashing Kids," "Slurping Up the Last of Frozen Daiquiris," and "Stop Ogling My Tits, You Dirty Old Pervert." Don't be surprised if the interior ribbon snags on a rock or some kid's fingers and unspools into a tangled mess in the water. Time to get those tape winding fingers ready!

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