Darth Vaders Fatherly Adventures

In Darth Vader and Son, readers get to see what it would have been like if an evil man tried to raise his future Jedi son. Jeffrey Brown's satire includes lessons like lightsaber practice, using the Force to get cookies, and Take Your Child to Work Day on the Death Star. This 64-page story imagines a scenario where Darth Vader is a good dad, told through few words and colorful illustrations.

Darth Vader and Son offers readers a glimpse into the daily life of an evil man attempting to raise his future Jedi son. Life lessons in Jeffrey Brown's satire include lightsaber batting practice, using the Force to raid the cookie jar, and Take Your Child to Work Day on the Death Star. This 64-page tale speculates on what could have been if Darth Vader had been a good dad, all presented with minimal words and full-color drawings. Perfect for parents, children, or any Star Wars fanatic, this book is a hilarious look at a possible alternate reality in a galaxy far, far away.

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