In Darth Vader and Son, readers get to see what it would have been like if an evil man tried to raise his future Jedi son. Jeffrey Brown's satire includes lessons like lightsaber practice, using the Force to get cookies, and Take Your Child to Work Day on the Death Star. This 64-page story imagines a scenario where Darth Vader is a good dad, told through few words and colorful illustrations.
Goat Mugs are available in 12- and 16-ounce sizes and come with a slip-on insulating sleeve that can also be used as a stand for placing a pointed object filled with liquid on a flat surface. Each Goat Mug includes 2 detachable straps - one...
The Zyllion shiatsu massage pillow features an ergonomic design with a superthin 2" body that prevents it from bulging and creating new knots when applied to any body part. It also offers an optional heating function for added relaxation an...
Spinning Turbo keychains have dimensions of approximately 1-3/4" x 1-1/4". Watch the video above to witness and hear it in motion. Continue practicing, son, and one day you may also be able to ride in a Porsche.
If you accidentally staple a body part, you can use the T-Rex staple remover to take it out. By the way, in junior high, my friend Cornelius would staple his arm for a dollar. He earned enough money to purchase a Super NES.
Fundies are a popular choice for a Valentine's Day gift. They are endorsed by 80% of therapists and 100% of fans of the missionary position. These matching underwear sets make it easy for couples to fulfill each other's needs. According to ...
The Pyropet Cat Candle is a popular choice for the Pet Lover and a great Halloween gift. The candles come in pink or gray and are approximately 6.7" tall and 3" wide.
Each Cold Steel package comes with a 4' gun, mouthpiece, rubber ferrule, dart quiver, quiver guard, and a total of 36 darts. These darts are split into 12 stun darts, 12 mini broadhead, 6 broadhead, and 6 bamboo. Cold Steel suggests trying ...
The Rocean Reservoir is a sleek countertop water filtration system that employs a pump to actively filter water through a densely-packed carbon filter, eliminating 76 contaminants, such as lead, chemicals, and cysts - 10 times more than a t...
Secure small boats, big rafts, pontoons, or Waverunner, Yamaha, and Seadoo equipment with the SandShark Super Sport Anchor, which is designed for beach and shallow water anchoring. This anchor has collapsible handles and a patent-pending de...
The Nightmare Before Christmas Cuckoo Clock is 21" long, from the pinecone to the skeletal cranium flourish. In this timepiece, Jack Skellington and Sally stand in the center, with Zero, in front of the Town Hall and Jack's Tower. Lock is d...
- The Techliner pen is equipped with a Fisher Space Pen #PR4 cartridge that contains black ink. - A medical professional stated that orthopaedic and dental implants, despite being made of metal, are not magnetic.
- The Bacon Express comes with a drip tray for collecting grease during vertical cooking, making disposal easier. - This countertop cooker features settings for preheating the plate and cooking thin or thick-cut bacon to various levels of d...
The Dash Mini Skull Waffle Maker is quickly becoming a popular choice for kitchen gifts, while the 4' Inflatable Zombie Baby is gaining traction as a top gift for the yard this Halloween. With a 4" diameter nonstick cooking surface, this wa...
This listing is for the 2017 edition of the Perpetual Disappointments Diary by Asbury & Asbury. Despite its title, this satirical diary and planner has brightened my day. It humorously reminds me that things may not be as bad as they seem.
Katris offers modern and subtly geeky cat trees in three collections: Mono (Black or White), Wood (Teak or Maple), and City (colorful San Francisco). Each cat tree also includes 5 bags of natural catnip for your feline friend. The Tetrimino...
