Dirtbag Astrology Unfiltered Zodiac Truths

If you're interested in astrology but find Dirtbag Astrology too messy at the moment, I suggest checking out Astrosex: Discover How to Have the Best Sex Based on Your Zodiac Sign. In Dirtbag Astrology, Toribio delves into the gritty details of the 12 sun signs, potentially offending readers while also providing them with the chance to gossip about the less desirable traits of their exes and in-laws. Alberto Toribio, also known as the "Dirtbag Astrologer," believes in applying astrology as an ancient art.

If you're into the divinatory practice thing, but Dirtbag Astrology sounds too messy for you right now, might I recommend Astrosex: Have the Best Sex According to Your Star Sign instead. In Dirtbag Astrology Toribio provides the down and, of course, the dirty of the 12 sun (aka star) signs, offending all readers in the process, yet also giving them the opportunity to relish trash talk about the soiled intellectual and emotional cores of their exes and in-laws. Author Alberto Toribio, the self-described "Dirtbag Astrologer," believes astrology is an ancient art best applied to... hmmm ...."getting laid, destroying your enemies, and improving your life." And, no, I don't not like astrology just because everything I've ever read about my star sign and moon sign and birthday tells me I'm a moody, sullen basket case who will probably die alone. Given my opinions of the pseudoscience that heralds the signs of the zodiac, I for one wish it were Thai food. Huh? Medium-spicy? What are we dealing with here, horoscopic hogwash or Thai food? Dirtbag Astrology: Sign-by-Sign No-Filter Cosmic Truths is described as a "medium-spicy, cosmic truth bomb."

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