The Matrix Wizard Skin Stapler Set

The Matrix Wizard Disposable Skin Stapler and Staple Remover is a medical-grade set designed to help improve skills in wound closure. While some have used it on pets and farm animals with success, the company does not officially recommend it for DIY use like the ZipStitch. Instead, they emphasize its value as a training tool for medical students and for preparing for real emergencies and survival situations.

The Matrix Wizard Disposable Skin Stapler and Staple Remover is a medical-grade set for training your hand at wound closure. Unlike the ZipStitch, Matrix Wizard doesn't really (or isn't allowed to) recommend their stapler as a DIY device, though some have reported using it successfully on pets and farm animals. Instead, the company talks about the suturing set's value as a learning tool in preparation for real emergencies and survival situations, as well as a practice kit for medical students. Matrix Wizard also throws out a few more fun suggestions for their Disposable Skin Stapler: taxidermy; arts & crafts projects; and stuffed animal repair! To be clear, "practice" is the key word here. That's a nasty gash, but...you sure you want to go to the ER? Even with them all stretched to capacity, and me all standing here with a Disposable Skin Stapler set? And, I mean, you spent the last month mastering the self-haircut, so why not spend the next one practicing your self-suturing skills? As I previously mentioned when discussing this Dragon Stapler, my friend Cornelius used to make money in junior high by stapling his arm for $1, so I know there's at least one type of person out there who is still going to be all over a medical-grade Skin Stapler as a self-administered and human-to-human first aid option.

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