Dont Ruin the Table Handcrafted Coasters

The Coasters by Don't Fuck Up the Table are made with the same level of precision as the message they convey. They are intricately handcrafted from baltic birch wood, and then stained and laser etched by hand. Each coaster is 4" x 4" in size and 1/4" thick, and they are sold in sets of 4.

The Don't Fuck Up the Table Coasters are crafted as fine as the message they communicate--hand carved from baltic birch wood, and hand stained and laser etched. Each measures 4" x 4" and is 1/4" thick. Coasters come in sets of 4. No reason to mince words when it comes to protecting the 300-pound cherry wood table you just bought off Craigslist. Don't mess up the table, Cornelius! It's a fine piece of furniture that deserves better than a surface full of rings and discoloration from your sweaty Orange Fantas and Midori Sours! Also, if She-Ra: Princess of Power gets home and sees your glass sitting there without a coaster she'll bitch me out the rest of the night, and then refuse to make me a treat of pumpkin spice jack-o-lantern cupcakes with candy corn facial features for Halloween.

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