Dos Boobies Infant Learning Garb

The Dos Boobies onesie is a great gift idea for both moms and kids. Keep the thirst for knowledge alive, kids. Just make sure to outgrow wearing it after a year, as it may start to feel a bit odd.

The Dos Boobies onesie is a top Dude Gift for Mom and Gift for a Kid pick. Stay thirsty, my children. But not beyond, like, a year or so because then it gets weird. Creepers are made of 100% cotton and have reinforced 3-snap closures. These onesies come in over a dozen different colors, all with the same Dos Equis XX logo and infamous statement of preference modified to suit babies between the ages of 0 and 24 months. Take The Most Interesting Man in the World back 70 years and behold the Most Interesting Infant in the World. Sucking on a pair of Dos Titties. No slogan has truly arrived before it gets a meme, and no meme has truly arrived before it gets a T-shirt. Or, in this case, a baby romper. I don't always drink milk, but when I do I prefer Dos Boobies.

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