Dragon Stapler Mythical Creature Fastener

If you accidentally staple a body part, you can use the T-Rex staple remover to take it out. By the way, in junior high, my friend Cornelius would staple his arm for a dollar. He earned enough money to purchase a Super NES.

If you do end up stapling a body part, you can always use the T-Rex staple remover to get it out. Speaking of which, in junior high my friend Cornelius used to offer to staple his arm for a dollar. He made enough to buy himself a Super NES. A gaming console's worth of arm staples! No fire or dagger tail, but this dragon's got teeth that will bind your paper together forever! Muahahaha ! He'll also staple your finger if you're not careful. I think this dragon stapler is enough of an attraction and crowd-pleaser on its own though.

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