Duck Phallus Presentation

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DudeIWantThat.com is reader-supported. When you buy through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. Learn more. If you really want to make them gag, a photograph of a real duck and his dick would serve your purposes much, much better. This sunny yellow Duck with a Dick is intended as a prank or gag gift for your most deserving recipient. In fact, while I'm sure they look like an earthworm, they look even more wack than the human male penis this Duck with a Dick has dangling from his undercarriage. According to the internet, ducks do indeed have dicks. Do ducks even have dicks?! Hold please. A duck with a dick?! This is bathtime, not hey diddle, diddle, duck in my bunghole time! WTF was that, Rubber Ducky? You make bathtime so much...yeeearrrggghh! Rubber Ducky, you're the one.

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