Eggplant Sauce Bottle Anatomical Emoji Mayo Dispenser

Filling the Eggplant Sauce Bottle with ketchup would be unkind. Another option for the squeezable eggplant could be yellow mustard, reminiscent of your friend Cornelius being hungover and dehydrated after a night of shotskis. While you can label this condiment dispenser as an "Eggplant Sauce Bottle," it is more suited for mayo in the shape of an anatomical emoji.

You could fill the Eggplant Sauce Bottle with ketchup, but that's just mean. A close second for the squeezable eggplant might be yellow mustard, and an impersonation (impenization?) of your friend Cornelius dropping trou on a bratwurst when he's hungover and severely dehydrated after a night of mix 'n' match shotskis. Sure, you can call this condiment conveyor an "Eggplant Sauce Bottle," but we all know the anatomical emoji brought to culinary life is really only suitable for mayo. Ask Mike Birbiglia if you're to provide the most fun, funny, and OMG gross spectacle with it during use.

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