Electric Power Source Heated Fleece Blanket

This electric heated fleece blanket is potentially superior to the one I didn't have last Saturday because it is designed to provide warmth directly from the power source. It can be easily connected to a car's cigarette lighter with its 12-volt power attachment, making it perfect for emergencies on the road, unexpected camping trips in bad weather, or when you want to save money on hotel rooms during road trips. Made of 100% super-soft polyester fleece, the blanket measures 58" x 42" and comes with a 7' fused power cord.

This electric heated fleece blanket may be even better than the one I didn't have on Saturday, though, because it is intended to save the day at the source. With a 12-volt power attachment, it plugs easily into a car's cigarette lighter to deliver cozy warmth when you get stranded on the road, get hit by an unmanageable downpour while camping, or just don't want to shell out for a hotel room during road trips. The blanket is made of 100% super-soft polyester fleece and measures 58" x 42", with a 7' fused power cord. A safety timer with auto shut-off on the controller ensures no one's blanky ends up lighting the car on fire. This past weekend I had a horrifying experience with the elements. It was 37 degrees outside, a veritable monsoon was falling from the sky, it was accompanied by gale force winds of at least 972 mph, and I was stuck in it for, I mean, I don't know how long. At least 7 minutes. When I was finally able to drag myself, haggard and soaking wet, out of the terror of Mother Nature and into the safe bosom of My Mama's House, all I wanted was an electric blanket and a hug. But a magnificent sheath of heated fleece I had not. And instead of embracing and consoling me, my mama told me to grow the F up and stop dripping on her white carpet. So I drank half a bottle of Maker's Mark instead.

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