Everybody Poops 410 Illustrated Bathroom Companion

In Everybody Poops 410 Pounds a Year: An Illustrated Bathroom Companion for Grown-Ups, Deuce Flanagan covers intriguing topics related to defecation, including how astronauts manage in space and the destination of our waste after it leaves our bodies. The book also delves into the history of the flushing toilet, the flammability of feces, and the unique characteristics of human and unicorn excrement. Through this exploration, Flanagan serves as a reminder of the childhood lesson that everyone poops.

Covered in Everybody Poops 410 Pounds a Year: An Illustrated Bathroom Companion for Grown-Ups are fascinating deuce-dropping topics, such as how astronauts defecate in space, and where exactly your poo goes after you poo it. Also explored are who invented the flushing toilet; the flammability of excrement; and why humans poop corn poop but only unicorns poop Skittles poop. Author Deuce Flanagan reminds us that when we were young we learned that everyone poops. And now that we have matured to an age that comprehends weights and measures, it is time for us to learn just how much human waste we produce in the process. Everyone poops 410 pounds a year. Heh. With my current intake, at least 5 of those pounds are going to make an appearance between 5:00 and 10:00 tomorrow morning.

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