FUNBOY ShotSki Inflatable Pool Float

Let's take the inflatable ShotSki to lower altitudes where it fits best - resort hotels, backyard pools, and the Lake of the Ozarks. Even bathtubs would be preferable to snowy peaks. Can I get a Hell, yeah! Can I also have a top shelf bottle of liquor and 3 vaccinated friends? If you thought getting up on water skis was challenging before, just wait until you try it after enjoying a tequila shooter or three from FUNBOY's inflatable ShotSki, a drink holder and pool float designed for four people.

Let's bring the inflatable ShotSki down to sea level where it belongs - resort hotels, backyard pools, and the Lake of the Ozarks. Even bathtubs would be better than snowy peaks. Can I get a Hell, yeah! ? Can I also get a top shelf bottle of liquor and 3 vaccinated friends? If you thought it was tricky getting up on water skis before, wait 'til you try it after partaking in a tequila shooter, or three, from FUNBOY's inflatable ShotSki, a drink holder and pool float built for four. Or one with a really, really big mouth. And speaking of water skis, I don't know why all of FUNBOY'S promo photos of the ShotSki shows dudes and ladies in winter clothes at a ski resort. Because first of all, yuck , we are cruising towards Summer 2021, and I don't want to think about no stinkin' snow skiing for at least 6 months. And second of all, WTFUNBOY? This is an inflatable ShotSki, a ShotSki designed to float in the swimming pool, not on the oak bar top of some mountain apres ski joint that charges $25 for 1.5 ounces of Jose Cuervo Gold.

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