Girlfriend Pillow Companion Body Support

The Japanese came up with the idea for significant other pillows. In case you were wondering, there are girlfriend versions that go from the waist down and kneel at your feet, as well as boyfriend versions. The only drawback to the Girlfriend Pillow is waking up each morning and realizing you are still single or still gay.

Significant other pillows were conceived by the Japanese. If you hadn't already guessed, there are waist-down kneel-at-your-feet girlfriend versions available, as well as boyfriend versions. The only downside to the Girlfriend Pillow is waking up every morning and remembering you're still hopelessly single, or still hopelessly gay. But maybe it's time to check out a tried-and-true solution to an age-old problem. These pillows aren't new to the market, but then again, neither are the all-consuming feelings of loneliness and despair that overtake us as we try to fall asleep at night. The Girlfriend Pillow offers a warm, supple, polyester bosom to nestle into, and a loving arm to hold you while you sleep.

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