Rhinestone Jeweled Half Frame Eyewear

Remember to save them for when you need a present for your girlfriend in the future. Well, at least the frames, which have been horizontally hacked and boldly adorned with jewels, are affordable. Guy

Bookmark them for the next time you need a gift for your girlfriend. Welp, at least the horizontally-hacked and brazenly-bejeweled frames are cheap. Dude. Wasn't 2021 supposed to be better than this? Yep, confirmed. Half frame rhinestone glasses are a fashion statement. They don't improve your vision, they don't help you see in the sun, and I know they are most definitely not optometrist-approved for anything. So that leaves... fashion statement? They have a half-pair of (fake) blinged-out "glasses" that are going to dig into your face, create that sensitive-achy feeling behind your ears, get a lot of weird stares and eye-rolls, and provide zero functional benefit during use. Should I call them Half Frame Rhinestone Non-Glasses? The "W" shape of that lady's...uh...eyewear must stand for "What the four-eyes are these things?!"

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