Horizontal Parenting Relaxation Through Kids Play

Horizontal Parenting includes activities such as What's on My Butt, Hide and Seek-ish, Don't Wake the Giant, and Railroad to Relaxation. Michell Woo and Dasha Tolstikova have created 50 "funny and helpful activities" in which children have a good time while parents get to relax. Horizontal Parenting: How to Entertain Your Kid While Lying Down is a guide for parents looking for a break.

Activities included in Horizontal Parenting include: What's on My Butt, Hide and Seek-ish, Don't Wake the Giant, and Railroad to Relaxation. Author Michell Woo and illustrator Dasha Tolstikova have crafted and drawn out 50 "hilarious and effective activities" that revolve around kiddos enjoying a good time, and parents enjoying a bit of bodily stillness. Horizontal Parenting: How to Entertain Your Kid While Lying Down is a manual for moms and dads who just need a break. Why wouldn't it appeal to parents too, especially if horizontal is your favorite way to do most things?

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