Vachina Origins Baby Jumpsuit

The Made in Vachina Baby Romper is an excellent choice as a baby gift for new or expecting moms, or a humorous gift for new dads on Father's Day. Available in 5 different colors and sizes ranging from newborn to 12 months, this romper, much like the Baby Thug Onesie, adds a fun twist to the baby-making process with its clever wordplay.

The Made in Vachina Baby Romper is a great baby gift for new or expecting moms, or a funny Father's Day gift for new dads. It comes in 5 different colors and sizes newborn, 6 months, and 12 months. Like the Baby Thug Onesie, this romper turns the baby-making process into some swell wordplay. Other parents, those who want to keep the fertilization and gestation processes closer to home and are willing to spend twice as much on the same quality offspring, will probably prefer a baby made in the P-USA. Most parents will be happy with a baby made in Vachina, as they won't think too much about where their kid came from, they'll just be happy to have one that looks slick and is functional. It may get scratched or damaged sometimes, or even go through a complete meltdown or failure every now and then, but nothing Mom and Dad can't fix with a little elbow grease and love. I mean, presuming the mom or dad has a decent sense of humor and isn't easily offended. Or if you're mean-spirited and don't care. Also, "Made in Vachina" could be the new official, doctor-recommended answer to the age-old question, "Where did I come from?" Thanks to Mitch T. for the Dude Product Tip.

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