Macho Thong Bold Choice for Men

Any adventurous men interested in trying out the Men's Half Thong can choose from black, red, or blue. It can be worn on either hip, so there is no need to worry about dressing to the left or right. Male strippers, bodybuilders on Instagram, and Hemsworth brothers are welcome to share their thoughts on how this half thong stays in place.

If any daring dudes out there want to try containing their twig and berries with the Men's Half Thong, it comes in black, red, or blue. You can wear it on either hip, so no need to worry about dressing left or right. Male strippers, bodybuilders of Instagram, Hemsworth brothers - feel free to weigh in on how this half thong stays on. Is there adhesive involved? Body tape? How does a dude even wear one of these things? Despite the questions, don't forget Valentine's Day is approaching, so ladies with lovers may want to consider this as a gift option. When you purchase through links on DudeIWantThat.com, we may earn an affiliate commission.

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