Naomi Playful Spring Nutcracker

The Naomi nutcracker, a German creation that has won the Red Dot Design Award, has a design that resembles a childhood toy but functions like an adult S&M toy. It features a ball on top of a spring for grip and leverage, as well as a stainless steel bowl at the bottom for holding nuts, making it both playful and practical.

The Red Dot Design Award-winning Naomi nutcracker is a unique creation developed by the Germans. It looks like a fun childhood toy but acts like a fun adult S&M toy. With a ball on top of the spring for grip and leverage, and a stainless steel bowl at the bottom to hold nuts, the Naomi is both playful and functional. The spring's resting position ensures that shell fragments won't fly across the room, adding to the simplistic beauty of this innovative nutcracker. Naomi is known for leaving piles of cracked, torn nuts in her wake wherever she goes. This nutcracker is designed to crush nuts with minimal effort, much like Naomi herself. The stainless steel spring is like a conical spring stretched to capacity, ready to release for immediate, devastating impact. Dare to approach Naomi, or even look at her for too long, and she'll crush your nuts like a...like a...conical stainless steel spring. She is incredibly hot and arousing, yet kind of stony and completely unapproachable. Pretty cool, huh?

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