National Geographic CrystalFilled Geodes Kit

The National Geographic Break Open Geodes Kit includes 10 large stones filled with colorful crystals, making it an ideal activity for active children. Along with the geodes, the kit provides safety goggles, 3 display stands, and a detailed learning guide. Are you comfortable allowing your child to use a hammer and rocks for this activity?

The National Geographic Break Open Geodes Kit comes with 10 fat stones packed with chewy centers made of a variety of different sparkly crystals. Nat Geo calls it a "perfect activity for energetic boys and girls!" In addition to the 10 geodes, the kit includes (definitely necessary) safety goggles, 3 display stands, and a full-color learning guide. Do you trust your child with a hammer and a pile of rocks? ... How about your husband, ladies? Which, once again, begs the question: do you trust your child with a hammer and a pile of rocks? And while it's highly unlikely the crystals your child bashes to light will bring you the physical, emotional, or spiritual healing outlined in the descriptions of the ones you bought from Chakra-La, keep in mind, it's highly unlikely the crystals you bought from Chakra-La will bring you physical, emotional, or spiritual healing either.

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