Naughty Dots Provocative Adult Puzzles

Naughty Dots by Dr. X is described as containing "fun and provocative puzzles for adults!" I enjoy having fun, and apparently, this fun involves 135 different sexual positions.

Naughty Dots by Dr. X is filled with "provocative puzzles for adults who just want to have fun!" Say, I like to have fun. And apparently, fun comes in the form of 135 sexual positions. 135?! Great. I only know 132. Now I'm gonna have to buy this damn book to figure out which 3 I'm missing. Solutions are provided on the back page of each puzzle. Geez, even connect the dots sex looks complicated. There must be 200 numbers in each of these puzzles, and good luck trying to figure out what's lurking behind the connective ink lines before putting in the elbow grease. Unless I look at the solution--which is just fine to look at. Juuust fine.--they all look like unkempt bushes to me. Yeah, yeah, I know where you're going. I mean the shrub kind. DudeIWantThat.com is reader-supported. When you buy through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. Learn more.

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