Offencils Profanity Pencils 20 Insults Galore

Offencils profanity pencils are sold in packs of 20 - that's right, 20 unique and incredible insults to share with friends or give as a gift at the next Secret Santa exchange. Just like Tosh, if you can overlook the explicit content of Offencils' themes and language, you can't deny that they are quite hilarious. They don't hold back, and if you're easily offended, tough luck.

Offencils profanity pencils come in packs of 20 - 20! That means 20 unique and glorious slurs to share with your friends or wrap up all pretty for the next Secret Santa gift exchange. Also, like Tosh, if you can get past the dirty nature of Offencils' themes and language, you'll have to admit: they're pretty funny. They say it, they own it, and if you're offended, well...you're probably a scat-sucking twat face anyway. Offencils profanity pencils are like the Daniel Tosh of insulting writing tools. I also can't wait until the next time someone asks me to borrow a pencil. Thundercunt. Choad monger. Queef breath. Asshole casserole. Asshole casserole! How have I not heard that one before? My day just improved tenfold knowing when I meet my friend Cornelius for beers later I'm going to be able to call him an asshole casserole.

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