Pat the Zombie Macabre Interactive Storybook

Pat the Zombie is a dark parody aimed at adults based on the beloved children's book that encourages interaction by touching, scratching, sniffing, and even putting things in your mouth. The classic children's book Pat the Bunny has been reimagined with a zombie twist. The main characters, Paul and Judy, now find themselves in a post-apocalyptic world where they must destroy and disembowel their zombie stuffed animals, as well as fend off their zombified parents with rotting faces and escaping eyeballs.

Pat the Zombie is a morbid adult spoof on the revered literary tome that famously commands children to touch it, scratch it, sniff it, and put it in your mouth. Kiddie classic Pat the Bunny has been zombified. Bunny protagonists Paul and Judy are now dealing with a post-apocalyptic childhood, in which they must both slay and gut their zombie plush toys, and combat the decaying faces and runaway eyeballs of their zombie parents. Luckily, the toddlers are equipped with survival kits, making them resemble a Rick Grimes-Tallahassee tag team. Pat the Zombie was conceived and created by professional artists and fathers Aaron Ximm and Kaveh Soofi, who are known for their twisted sense of humor.

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