Perpetual Disappointments Diary Cheerful Satirical Planner

This listing is for the 2017 edition of the Perpetual Disappointments Diary by Asbury & Asbury. Despite its title, this satirical diary and planner has brightened my day. It humorously reminds me that things may not be as bad as they seem.

The listing here is for the 2017 version of the Perpetual Disappointments Diary from Asbury & Asbury. Despite its name, this satirical journal and calendar / weekly planner has made my day. It serves as a charming and funny reminder that as bad as you think it is, it probably is. But it could be worse. And soon it probably will be. The diary tracks a year's worth of dates marking notable deaths, plus whatever lackluster plans and tedious obligations you have, some of which will probably result in a root canal. The diary gets even better / worse with its weekly demotivational proverbs and data consolidation pages, such as contact information for people who never call and your answers to common Bank Insecurity Questions. Asbury & Asbury published their first Perpetual Disappointments Diary a few years ago, and has been issuing periodic new editions with updates ever since. A new 2018 update came out in November, but at printing it was available only in the UK. If you happen to live there, check it out here.

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