PestRepelling Scarecrow Sprinkler System

The devices have a height of 17 inches. Each Scarecrow is capable of detecting and spraying over a 1,000 square foot area, and multiple units can be connected to cover larger areas. In a more festive manner, around twelve Scarecrow sprinkler heads are set up right before guests arrive for my yearly White Party.

Devices measure 17" high. Each Scarecrow detects and sprays over a 1,000 square foot area, and multiple units can be linked to cover larger areas. Less practically, but far more enjoyably, a dozen or so Scarecrow sprinkler heads are installed just prior to guests' arrival for my annual White Party. What's that, ladies? Did I forget to mention the Wet Cocktail Dress contest on the Evite? Contech Electronics has designed the Scarecrow to emit a sudden spray of water in conjunction with unexpected motion and noise. It is most practically installed to protect gardens and plants that commonly fall under the attack of hungry critters or domesticated animals desiring to relieve their bowels. The Scarecrow, a motion-activated sprinkler created to deter pests both four-legged and two from traipsing through your lawn or garden (or skulking under your steamed-up bedroom window), bills itself an "innovative, humane way" to prevent trespassing. One that sends the guilty parties back from whence they came without resorting to "complicated traps or potentially hazardous chemicals," such as snares or deadfalls or mace or McDonald's special sauce. Cats, dogs, paparazzi, neighbor children without the athletic skill to control their damn soccer balls--these are the pests that infiltrate our back yards. Encroach our private domains. Stick their noses where they don't belong. And these are the pests who are about to get a noseful--maybe even a whole face, neck, and gutful--of streaming water as payback for it.

Some more items you'd probably like to throw your cash on...

DIY Vasectomy Kit Home Surgery Prank

The image on the back of the DIY Vasectomy Kit box, depicting a man sitting on a couch while his wife reads the procedure instructions with scissors in her hands and a scalpel in her mouth, resonates with me. It evokes a mix of emotions inc...

$16.99

 0    110

UnHide Shleepy Cozy Faux Fur Wrap

The versatile Shleepy Everywear Blanket by UnHide is perfect for various activities such as staying cozy on a plane, walking the dog in cold weather, or lounging on the couch. This wearable blanket, which can be worn as a blanket, cardigan,...

$79.00

 0    110

Lock Laces Secure NoTie Elastic

Lock Laces provide a convenient alternative to the inconvenience of tying double knots in shoelaces. This elastic weave-and-fasten system ensures that your shoelaces stay securely in place during any activity, enhancing comfort and performa...

$9.99

 0    114

PhoneSoap GermKilling Smartphone Charger

PhoneSoap is a compact device that utilizes UV-C light, a form of short wavelength electromagnetic radiation, to safely penetrate bacteria cell walls, disrupt their DNA, and effectively kill them. Wesley LaPorte and Dan Barnes, who are frie...

$79.95

 0    112

Lawn Lights Colorful LED String Colle...

Lawn Lights come in a variety of colors such as Warm White, Cool White, Sparkling Warm White, Blue, Green, Red, and Morphing Multi-Color. The model numbers signify the number of LEDs on the string and the spacing in feet between each light,...

$59.88

 0    109

SelfSustaining Ecosphere Endless Ente...

These tiny shrimps, also known as sea monkeys, come in sizes ranging from Small (4" diameter) to X-Large (9" diameter). They don't need to be fed, have their diapers changed, or be cleaned up after. They are ideal desk companions, offering ...

$56.99

 1    111

Benny Inflatable Hopper Bouncy Bull Fun

Benny the Jumping Bull is created to offer children nonstop entertainment while also enhancing their balance and coordination skills. Constructed from durable, safety-tested rubber, Benny is certified for multiple trips around the backyard ...

$24.95

 0    115

Chroma Type 301 PorscheDesigned Knife...

The Chroma Type 301 Porsche-Designed 9-Piece Knife Set consists of different knives like the Utility Knife, Tomato Knife, and Paring Knife. These knives are equipped with hand-sharpened Japanese 301 steel blades that seamlessly blend into f...

$0.00

 0    126

Survivalists Swiss Army Axe Tool

Originally designed to assist professional truck drivers in emergency situations that required tools such as a curved axe, spanner, hammer, nail puller, tire chain hook, pry bar, or lever with a shock-absorbing fiberglass handle, the Trucke...

$89.99

 0    0

Chefs Elite Rapid Meat Veg Marinator

The Chef's Elite 15-Minute Marinator includes twelve marinating recipes, all with marinating times of 30 minutes or less. It features a motorized drum that rotates slowly to help marinades penetrate the meat quickly. While some Amazon revie...

$149.75

 0    114

The Rsle Mighty Pizza Slicer

The Big Bad Pizza Wheel is crafted by Rösle, a skilled kitchen gadget designer. It has dimensions of 13.8" in length and 5" in width.

$44.89

 0    116

Viktor Rolfs Spicebomb Elixir

The grenade-shaped bottle of Viktor & Rolf's Spicebomb cologne is distinctive and eye-catching. The fragrance boasts a bold and dynamic character, beginning with refreshing and zesty notes before evolving into a mixture of fiery spices, lea...

$61.56

 0    118

Joseph Joseph Titan Trash Compactor

Joseph Joseph offers the Titan Trash Can & Compactor in 5 gallon and 8 gallon sizes. The larger option can compact up to 24 gallons of trash, while the smaller one can compact up to 16 gallons. These trash cans come with a manual compaction...

$159.97

 0    114

Katadyn Pocket Ceramic Water Purifier

The Katadyn Pocket Water Microfilter is essential for individuals seeking to remove bacteria and protozoa from their water source. This pocket model distinguishes itself from disposable filters with its reusable ceramic element, allowing fo...

$349.95

 0    110

Cumberland Fishing Float Backpack Tube

The Cumberland Inflatable Fishing Float Tube is a top choice for a gift for men. It can support up to 350 pounds and has dimensions of 47" wide x 17-1/2" high x 56" deep. It also includes 2 fishing rod holders, 2 drink holders, 2 cargo pock...

$254.56

 0    113