Pumpkin Tap Kit Fruitful Beverage Dispenser

Amazing! We now have two types of fruit that can be used as alternative alcohol dispensers and MJ bongs. And don't forget, when summer comes back, we can also use watermelons for the same purpose. Pumpkins are also great for serving mixed drinks.

Wow! That makes 2 healthy pieces of produce that can double as makeshift alcohol dispensers and makeshift MJ bongs. And guess what else: when summer rolls back around, so too can watermelons. Pumpkins can also hold and serve mixed drinks. Make your own pumpkin tap by-- muahahaha --slaying and gutting a pumpkin and carving out a pour hole for the screw-in, chrome-plated brass shank and faucet. And the worst: Southern Tier's Pumking for being "overpowering and unpleasant." In order of tastiness, according to Boston.com, those would be: Wolaver's Pumpkin Ale Dogfish Head Punkin Hoppin Frog Barrel Aged Frog's Hollow Double Pumpkin Ale Smuttynose Pumpkin Ale Ithaca Beer Company Country Pumpkin Fisherman's Imperial Pumpkin Stout An easily-assembled pumpkin tap for your easily-chugged pumpkin beers.

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