Rudolph Mankini Festive Thong Delight

Rudolph Mankini, the cheerful choice for sleigh-driving and eye-catching duties, is the ideal men's thong approved by Borat and suitable for intimate moments. This Christmas-themed outfit, featuring two jingle bells at the nipple line, combines the festive and risqué. Perfect for holiday parties, including virtual ones, the Rudolph Mankini is a fun option for a Dirty Santa gift.

The jolly Rudolph Mankini is the perfect choice for sleigh-driving, eye-popping, nut-hugging duty! This men's thong, approved by Borat and ready for sexy-time, combines the Christmas suit with the birthday suit. Complete with two jingle bells at the nipple line, this festive outfit is sure to make a statement at any holiday party, including Zoom celebrations. Who wouldn't want to receive the Rudolph Mankini as a Dirty Santa gift?

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