Scoop Stack Ice Cream Cylinder

Cuisipro claims that their Scoop & Stacker is capable of effortlessly slicing through extremely hard ice cream thanks to its innovative push-lift-push mechanism. I can't see any logical explanation for why Cuisipro decided to create an ice cream scoop that forms perfect cylinders instead of spheres.

Cuisipro says their Scoop & Stacker also makes easy business out of cutting through super hard ice cream with its unique push-lift-push design. Yeah, I don't think there's any practical reason Cuisipro made an ice cream scoop that cuts, sucks, and spits out perfect cylinders instead of sphere...ish globs of mankind's greatest culinary invention. Madness! Madness! you say. Pssst , here's the scoop: it's a cylinder. A cylinder of vanilla might be OK for topping off a caramel fudge brownie, but I'd rather not be forced to figure out the logistics of licking an ice cream cone that looks like Kid 'n Play. Except maybe the presentation looks nicer to those who are fancy or have OCD.

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