Aztec Death Whistle Haunting Halloween Surprise

I have a lot of work to catch up on, but I hope to finish in time to make Halloween special for the trick-or-treaters this year. How is it possible that I've never heard of a Screaming Aztec Death Whistle? Despite all my efforts to seek revenge on my ex-girlfriend, Karen, prank my friend Cornelius, and convince my mother-in-law our condo complex is haunted, I have never come across a Screaming Aztec Death Whistle! Well, they say better late than never.

I've got a lot of work to catch up on. Hopefully I'll be done just in time to also make Halloween extra special for the trick-or-treaters this year. How have I never heard of a Screaming Aztec Death Whistle? In all my efforts to exact revenge on my ex-girlfriend, Karen, in all my attempts to prank my friend Cornelius, in all my ploys to convince my mother-in-law our condo complex is haunted and they should really stay in a hotel or Airbnb instead, how have I never heard of a Screaming Aztec Death Whistle?! Welp, as they say, better late than never. I will take one obsidian black ceramic, authentically designed, 125+-decibel, terrifying-scream-emitting Aztec Death Whistle, please.

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