Liberator Wedge MindBlowing Sex Positions

The creators of the Liberator Wedge have published a book called Sex Positions You Never Thought Possible. The Liberator Wedge is a line of pillows designed to enhance pleasure during sex by establishing and maintaining different body positions and angles. Even if you don't own a Liberator, the book provides instructions on how to achieve the same effects using pillows and cushions. You can learn the "secrets of angles and inclinations for the deepest, most orgasmic sex ever" without the need for special equipment. So, say goodbye to struggling through hot yoga classes and imagine the possibilities of trying yoga...

Sex Positions You Never Thought Possible is published by the creators of the Liberator Wedge, a line of pillowy ramps, blocks, ovals, and semicircles that establish and maintain various body positions and angles, with the goal of intensifying pleasure during coitus. Even if you're not a Liberator owner, the book provides directions for achieving the same effects with pillows and cushions, so you can still learn the "secrets of angles and inclinations for the deepest, most orgasmic sex ever." Remember that one time you let some chick drag you to hot yoga because she too was hot and you wanted to see her do bendy things in spandex pants, but then you ended up spending the whole class lying on your back trying not to pass out from dehydration and heat stroke, and thinking about how all those yoga poses would be awesome for sex if only two people could hold positions such as Wheel and Down Dog and Warrior 3 while consummating their love? Well say hidey-ho to a pile of pillows and the book Sex Positions You Never Thought Possible. If you're into acrobatic configurations, need some additional height, or are just kind of lazy and don't like bending, squatting, or engaging your core during pelvic thrusts, I'm pretty sure Sex Positions You Never Thought Possible has some solid advice for OPP adjustments and stances that will blow your mind...plus a few other stances that will blow your few other things...nearly effortlessly. Aww, too bad these guys didn't get ahold of Michael Hutchence before he autoerotically asphyxiated himself. Then maybe INXS would be headlining my impending music festival instead of Depeche Mode, and I'd be singing "I Need You Tonight" instead of "Just Can't Get Enough" whilst achieving deeper penetration. *Holy naked ladies, Batman! Check out the excerpts on Amazon.

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