Shark Encounter Glass

The Shark Attack glasses have a capacity of 300 ml and include the 3D head of a great white shark rising from the base. If you find the shark in your glass overwhelming or grow tired of getting stitches in your upper lip, consider pouring in some Heineken. Use caution when filling them with Belgian Quads or Brewmeister's 67.

Shark Attack glasses hold 300 ml of liquid and feature the head of a great white ascending in 3D from their base. Pour in some Heineken if the shark in your glass becomes too much to handle or you grow tired of getting stitches in your upper lip. Be especially careful when dousing them in Belgian Quads or Brewmeister's 67.5% ABV Snake Venom as the aggressive sea dwellers may become even more surly and belligerent when drunk. Just when you thought you could enjoy a glass of beer without having your face bitten off by a shark, they have infiltrated our cold beverage containers. Invite kids to drink the blood of the shark's latest victim by filling a Shark Attack glass with cran-raspberry juice.

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