Subpar Parks OneStar Nature Chronicles

Amber Share's book, Subpar Parks, compiles reviews from unimpressed visitors who only give America's national parks one star, showcasing their lack of appreciation for nature. The book is inspired by Share's Instagram account of the same name and offers humor for outdoor lovers while also functioning as a helpful travel guide.

Subpar Parks: America's Most Extraordinary National Parks and Their Least Impressed Visitors is a comedic compendium of reviews from people who clearly don't understand the nature of Mother Nature, giving the parks just one star. Written by Amber Share, the book is based on the Instagram account of the same name. In addition to providing plenty of chuckles for outdoor enthusiasts, it also serves as a legit travel resource. Containing about 50% new material and 50% information and reviews from Instagram, Subpar Parks delves deeper into popular national parks like Yosemite, Yellowstone, and the Grand Canyon. It also includes anecdotes and tips from park rangers. The image gallery showcases some choice comments from 1-star reviews alongside Share's stunning illustrations of the parks. Some of the featured selections include: - Denali National Park in Alaska: "Barren wasteland of tundra." - Glacier National Park in Montana: "Too cold for me!" - Gates of the Arctic National Park in Alaska: "Mountains not nearly tall enough." - Bryce Canyon National Park in Utah: "Too spiky!" - Grand Canyon of the Yellowstone at Yellowstone National Park in Wyoming: "I've seen better."

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