Fiskars Sharp Splitting Blade

- Finland is where Fiskars axes are manufactured. The steel blades on these axes have a longer lasting sharpness compared to traditional axes. Fiskars uses a unique grinding technique that results in a sharper edge, improved contact, reduced friction, and cleaner cuts.

Fiskars axes are made in Finland. The steel blades also stay sharp longer than those on traditional axes. Fiskars' proprietary grinding technique produces a sharper edge, better contact, lower friction, and cleaner cuts. Blade technology employs a bevel convex blade geometry to further increase power and encourage one-strike splits. X-Series' weight distribution approach concentrates the majority of the tool's heft in its axe head; FiberComp handles, while still stronger than steel, remain lightweight. This provides an optimal power-to-weight ratio that increases swing speed, in turn multiplying power--similar to an aluminum baseball bat. All models, ranging from 17" to 28", are virtually indestructible and earn their "Super" superlative via perfected designs for weight distribution, blade geometry, and ultra-sharp edges. At 36", the X27 model is the company's longest axe. Fiskars' Super Splitting Axes don't really solve any of these problems, but they do make felling trees and splitting their logs significantly speedier and less taxing. Unlike real trees which, even when given the axe in unreflective haste, just fall over and die. Because Facebook isn't just a part of life, it's the tree of life itself. Once they calm down, most decide that no, no they do not. Along the way, Facebook sends constant communications inquiring as to whether the troubled soul is sure s/he really wants to delete the sacred, multi-media journal of his/her life. Except that Facebook knows humans are quick-tempered and irrational, so it forces these people to wait 30 days before official deletion takes effect and, despite all of the pleas to hang in there they receive in the comments section, the anger and hurt boils over and they-- gasp! --delete their account. Similar to when people get all huffy with their Facebook friends and make public posts in their timeline about how they're so sick of Facebook or they just can't deal with this drama anymore and then, I think this serves as an appropriate warning and encourages them to give me the attention I deserve. It's not that I don't like trees, it's just that sometimes they really piss me off and I feel compelled to take a few swings at them with my powerful axe.

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