Tear Stick for Emotional Release

If the Kryolan Tear Stick doesn't make you cry, you can always try cutting an onion or checking how your stocks are doing in 2022. The amount of tears you produce with the Tear Stick may depend on how connected you are emotionally and in touch with your feelings. Some claim they struggle to hold back tears after using the Tear Stick, while others say it just makes their eyes smell like their grandpa's muscle rub.

If the Kryolan Tear Stick fails to cue the waterworks, there's always the trusty methods of cutting an onion or checking the 2022 performance of your stock portfolio. Like real crying, it's possible the number of tears you're able to shed using the Tear Stick is simply proportional to your emotional connectedness to the world, and how in touch you are with your feelings. Some say they can barely hold the salty droplets back after applying the Tear Stick, while others say it just makes their eyes smell like their grandpa's muscle rub. Kryolan seems to use some mentholated concoction to get the sobs a-flowin', but its effectiveness has mixed reviews. When applied to the rims of the eyelids, the Kryolan Tear Stick generates big fat ones for the likes of actors, drama queens, and people who believe crying will get them out of speeding tickets, or into sold out shows. And, hey, maybe it does.

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