The Briner Immersive Brining Bucket

The Briner is a 22-quart bucket designed to keep food securely submerged in liquid during brining, preventing it from floating around and becoming only partially brined. Good floaters, like boats and pizza rafts, exist, but bad floaters, like feces in a pool or a turkey in brine, do not. This large container can accommodate 4 to 5 chickens or pork shoulders, multiple racks of ribs, a bunch of whole fish, or even a 25-pound turkey for a Thanksgiving feast.

The Briner is a 22-quart bucket that secures food in place under the surface of the liquid so it doesn't bob around partially submerged, and end up partially brined. Floaters can be good - boats, pizza rafts - and floaters can be bad - poo in the pool, turkey in the brine. The Briner is large enough to brine 4 to 5 chickens or pork shoulders, several racks of ribs, a grip of whole fish, or up to a 25-pound Turkey for Thanksgiving dinner. The Briner's guts consist of a food-grade plastic hold-down plate and a series of notches for plate placement just above the meat or fish you're brining. When the process is complete, you can also use the plate to keep your food penned in while you drain the brining juice in the sink.

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