The Chork Dual Function Utensil

The Chork is constructed from hi-impact Polystyrene and is offered in Red or Black colors. Packs are available in quantities of 6, 12, or 24. You can also utilize the Chork for training purposes in Asian cuisine by starting with both sides attached and then separating them as your fine motor skills improve.

The Chork is made of hi-impact Polystyrene and comes in Red or Black. It is available in packs of 6, 12, or 24. You can also use the Chork to train your way out of Asian culinary fraudulence by practicing first with the two sides affixed, and then splitting them when you feel your fine motor skills are ready. I like the idea of having an emergency fork on hand to stab or scoop up that last boiled peanut in my Kung Pao chicken. Slippery little bastard. When you put the Chork back together and keep the fat tips toward your plate of spicy tuna roll, you're eating like a CHEATER! Split the utensil in two, flip it over, and you're eating like an Easterner. Use it tines-down and you're eating like a Westerner. The Chork is a double-ended fork ( flip! ) and chopsticks combo, perfect for cheating in the Chork-o-Sphere.

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