The Poop Knife Toilet Clog Preventing Tool

The Poop Knife is a 9.8" long tool with a metal core designed to prevent toilet clogs. It helps keep your hand clean and steady while dealing with large bowel movements. It is not meant for cutting turds into pieces for fun, but for breaking them up so they can easily flush down the toilet.

At 9.8" long and made with a metal core, the Poop Knife is a means of caca-clogging prevention that keeps your hand steady and clear of the toilet snakes you're up against. It's not for slicing and dicing turds for toothsome endeavors, but for breaking up the big boys to ensure they take a smooth trip down the tubes. This is the best gag gift of 2020, a year when we've all spent way too much time at home sitting on our couches, eating gobs of takeout, and clogging up our toilets. The Poop Knife is here to help slice your most delightful doodoo delicacies with the deftness of a sushi chef. And don't worry, it's all in good fun.

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