The Wand Wine Hangover Shield

The Wand is designed to reduce wine headaches, congestion, facial flushing, and the general hangover symptoms the next day. It is said to leave no residue in the wine and enhance its natural taste and health benefits. Perhaps the true magic of this Wand is that it slows down your drinking pace, resulting in consuming less alcohol overall.

The Wand's filtering properties are intended to help alleviate wine headaches, congestion, facial flushing, and the general hungover feeling of the day after. After doing its duties, The Wand leaves nothing behind in the wine, and supposedly brings out its "natural taste and health benefits." Maybe the real hangover-preventing magic in this Wand is that you're just waiting so long in between drinks you end up going home having consumed half of what you would have otherwise. And you can't reuse the same filter twice. Yeah, 8 minutes. Swirling and soaking a Wand filter in a 6-ounce glass of wine for 8 minutes can remove up to 95% of histamines and sulfites. Worth all of it if The Wand contains the fire that can defeat the ice. I would have done anything to get rid of it. That hangover was tied for the worst hangover I've had all year. The searing pain on the verge of exploding through my forehead like a spear thrown by the Night King for the next 36 hours. Know what else told me that? The Wand is a wine filter that says it removes both histamines and sulfite preservatives from glasses of red and white before you drink them. And, with New Year's Eve approaching, I'd even go so far as to dunk a Wand in my glass to prevent it. She-Ra: Princess of Power told me the next day it was "the cheapest, nastiest Malbec they're probably legally allowed to sell. Like a bottle of backwash wine." I got classy at a recent holiday party and drank wine all night.

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