Skeletors Diabolical Wisdom Master the Universe

My wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, highly recommends What Would Skeletor Do?: Diabolical Ways to Master the Universe as a great superhero gift. In addition to Skeletor's wisdom, the book includes episode recaps and images from He-Man and the Masters of the Universe to inspire you as you consider What Would Skeletor Do?. Pearlman then delves into 5 chapters filled with Skeletor's insights and humor, covering topics like 'Family and Frenemies,' 'Career,' and 'Downtime'.

What Would Skeletor Do?: Diabolical Ways to Master the Universe has my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power's stamp of approval as a worthy superhero gift. Accompanying Skeletor's words are He-Man and the Masters of the Universe episode recaps and images from the classic cartoon to give you further inspiration as you contemplate What Would Skeletor Do?. So Pearlman takes over from there, pouring what he can of Skeletor's knowledge and wit, mantras and snark into 5 chapters of advice on topics such as 'Family and Frenemies,' 'Career,' and 'Downtime'. Actually, Skeletor really says that last bit, in the foreword he's written for What Would Skeletor Do?: Diabolical Ways to Master the Universe. What would Skeletor do? He'd call Diabolical Ways to Master the Universe a fluff piece for flea-bitten fur brains, and tell author Robb Pearlman, "I could write a book about what you don't know!" In true 80s evil villain form, he opens with a trademark angry insult, and then goes on to say he would have done a far better job writing the book in its entirety, but Masters of the Universe gave official rights to "grain of sand for a brain" Pearlman due to Skeletor's NDA. Which he must have signed thinking it was a bill for his Havoc Staff repair.

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