Which Cult Should I Join A Spiritual Quest

The book "Which Cult Should I Join?: A Choose-Your-Own Guidebook for the Spiritually Bereft" is not to be taken lightly. While it may be seen as controversial by some and funny by others, Jo Stewart provides a comprehensive answer in the form of a full book. By using the Choose-Your-Own Adventure format, she ensures that readers will be directed towards the peculiar religious group that best aligns with their beliefs.

Which Cult Should I Join?: A Choose-Your-Own Guidebook for the Spiritually Bereft is no joke. It might be controversial to some and hilarious to others, but Jo Stewart has the answer in full book form. She used the Choose-Your-Own Adventure format to write it, so you're guaranteed to be guided toward the community of strange religious fanatics you're most compatible with. The 40 cults it discusses really did (or do) exist in modern history. To discover which one is your self-actualization soul mate, all you need do is make a series of decisions as you turn the pages. Whether you prefer applesauce (Heaven's Gate) to Kool-Aid (Peoples Temple) or if you think carrots are "the food of the Masters" (Church Universal and Triumphant) or that swimming and joking should be forbidden (the Fellowship of Friends), this guidebook has something for everyone. Other cults covered include The Branch Davidians, The Cult of Amma, the Church of God with Signs, The Magnificent Meal Movement, and The Unarius Academy of Science. So, on this Sunday morning, if you've been asking yourself, "Which Cult Should I Join?" - look no further, Jo Stewart has the answer.

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