Zippo Flex Neck Torch Lighter

The Zippo Flex Neck Utility Lighter comes in silver or black and does not come filled with fuel. It needs Zippo Premium butane fuel to work. It has a flame-adjusting dial and a child-resistant safety button. The flexible metal neck can bend around corners and reach tight spaces to light anything from kindling and charcoal to jack-o-lanterns and pilot lights.

Zippo's Flex Neck Utility Lighter arrives unfilled in silver or black, and requires fire-breathing nourishment from Zippo Premium butane fuel. Lighter components include a dial for adjusting its flame and a child-resistant safety button. The bendy metal neck maneuvers around corners and into sweet spots to alight anything from kindling and charcoal to jack-o-lanterns and extinguished pilots. The utility lighter's slim nozzle was designed to slip through grill and lantern openings. That's a pretty sweet neck on that Zippo. If I had what they're calling the "Flex Neck" I bet I could bend over and...um...look at the back of my knees. Puh. Why do children have to touch everything and occasionally light themselves on fire and instigate the addition of protective measures on fire-generating implements and basically increase the difficulty of my already difficult life?

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